Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Top 5 To-Do List:


1) (67) - Draft an ideal government
2) (71) - Infiltrate a high-security building unnoticed, take a picture to prove it, then leave, unnoticed.
3) (56) - Pretend to be someone's long lost relative.
4) (20) - Go to Greensburg.
5) (48) - Travel by Train.

*Thanks to Jin for 1 and 2.
*Thanks to itsreallysmall for 3.


Details:

Number 1) will take some time, but not too much. It's just a sit-downer, I'll be able to begin it either today before work, or late tonight. It shouldn't be long till I've finished a draft of it.

*EDIT: (Apr. 1st) I was very wrong about 'it shouldn't be long.' Silly me.

Number 2) will take considerably more time than number 1. I'll need to plan which building--- I'm considering a high school during night, or a high rise during anytime. I have a few objects in mind, but to infiltrate any place takes time. But this is incredibly fun. More details to follow...

EDIT: (Apr. 1st) I've figured out a few local places to 'practice' on. There's a local cable company that closed and is abandoned. It's off limits and barred off and all that, but as it's not really 'high security,' the TO-DO isn't satisfied. I've more-or-less decided that I'll either find a place whose roof is accessable (the high school), and get in-side as my goal, or a place whose inside is more immediately available, with an off limits roof (a high rise). OR, I think it'd be great to try and get into an exec's office.

Necessary equipment thus far is rather simple--- a disguise of some sort, clothes to 'blend in,' my cell to take the proof photo. Also, I'm considering which is better--- sneak in during night ninja-style, or day 007-style?*

Number 3) Ahhh, yes. Now, this'll be quite simple, all it will take is a basic amount of information. I'm considering a neighbor, maybe. What I need to know about the person is their name, and perhaps a basic idea of a family tree--- perhaps it could be a family friend, someone who's never seen me before, and clearly isn't related to me, but who I have a good amount of information on. That, or I could just wing it.

So, what kind of relative? I couldn't pretend to be an aunt or anything, as I'm a dude, and I've never tried pretending to be a woman. (I'm not sure if I should ever dare adding that to the list...)*

Number 4) Go to Greensburg. This is where I once lived. I left because it's a disgusting, depraved wasteofspace dying miner town in the middle of dumb-buck nowhere with nothing worth the mention that leaves this strange, eerie impression that someone could burn it all to the ground, and replace it with a giant mound of manure, and no one would notice the difference.
Despite these details, old friends have recently convinced me to go back to visit. While there, I intent to enlist their aide in number 2 or 3.

EDIT: (April 3rd.) FINISHED.

Number 5) Travel via Train. This is how I'm accomplishing Number 4.

EDIT: (April 3rd.) FINISHED.


*Disclaimer on bottom.

4 Comments:

Blogger jin said...

You're very welcome ;-)

4:43 PM  
Blogger jin said...

"Also, I'm considering which is better--- sneak in during night ninja-style, or day 007-style?"

Depends...which Bond guy do you most resemble????????

5:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am down with the 007 style, it is just really cool.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Ninny said...

You're on. However, I must warn you, I have no idea what I'm talking about and will freely make things up when I'm confused.
Oh, and congrats on your accomplishments! By the way, did I mention that we're cousins? Yeah, my mother's half brother's wife had a child with your uncle's sister in law's nephew.

1:38 AM  

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